Lifetime Drama
1. I can’t believe that Justin Bieber name came up into a customer’s conversation, a couple, they were saying how they saw JB somewhere, and were like he acted as if he didn’t want to be bothered. So, they are trying to say he has changed, but maybe he was tired you just never know. In additon, he’s human.
2. And one day, I saw a girl with a lot of exposed clevage, I’m thinking about Ellen’s invention right now. You remember Jennifer Ainiston, tried it out. But, this was worse. I mean I tried to pretend I didn’t see what I just saw, that was terrible, it looked like something was going to fall out. In addition, it was so cold, I don’t see how people can go out in this cold weather like that. Yeah I understand you want to be sexy, but that was just awful, and when I say awful, I mean it was really enough to make heads turn.
3. I saw a Mark Walhberg lookalike and a Caleb Followwill 2 chord wonder, lookalike. I changed my last name to Shinoda, we’re cousins. Sorry I couldn’t be his wife, cause he’s already has a ring on it. Also, is Brad married yet, I know he has a nino now. Sorry why am I getting personal? But, I loved Linking Park before all the FBR bands. I enjoy screaming with Chester at times. They bring out the side, maybe I need to listen to LP before work.
4. Girls take much more time in the bathroom than guys, guys just run in and run out. I don’t know why that is. Hopefully they are wearing calzoncillos. yo no comprendo.
5. The Superbowl slipped up on me, I’m already pulling for The Steelers, cause Pittsburgh Represents the East Coast. I thought it was next week.
6. My sister wants to hook me up with a Greek guy from NY, and now she going out with him, it’s just a rumor though. When I asked her about it she was like whatever you want to call it. What’s wiith her Greek and Italian fascination.
7. I can’t never say I haven’t seen what I have seen before on my phone.
8. I remember a man talking about the fact that he had a faggot cat.
